OKCupid Aquarium Quickmatch Edition

I visited the Monterey Bay Aquarium last week and was surprised to find that they have their own dating website for whichever creatures want to join. I guess sea creatures need love too. Anyway, as I walked around taking pictures, I jotted down some of the personal info as well. If any of you have any goldfish or perhaps an aquarium of your own and want your fish to hook up with any of these little critters, let me know and I'll see if I can't get you their digits. 

Longsnout Seahorse

My self summary

Born and raised in Italy, on the Italian Riviera. Did my PHD in England. Lived in different parts of Europe, San Diego and now in Chicago. Work as a manager in one of the main universities in Chicago. I love to travel mainly to places by the ocean with amazing beaches and nature.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music and food

Hip Pop, the power of Now, fish
The six things I could never do without

Sport, the ocean, my parents, my closest friends, good food, money

Spotted Jelly

My self summary

- The best is when you’re having your cha-cha eaten with a white Russian in one hand and a smoke in   the other. (there goes the mouth again)

- He bitch with a magina (half man)

- My pussy is like crack…u can never get enough of it. (so I was told)

- Born in an igloo and ate whales blubber fthe first 3 years of my life (AK)

- (BJ) 8% like the feeling, 12% like the domination, 80% like the fucking silence (chatter box)

Leafy Sea Dragon

My self-summary

I’ve divorced my fears, broken up with my doubts, got engaged to my faith and now I’m marrying my dreams! Trust God!

The first thing people usually notice about me

My smile, bow legs and wonderful personality. 

Indonesian Sea Nettle

My self summary

UPDATE: I am in a relatioship. Not available anymore.

I’m a honest, passionate, funny(humor is a must have), upfront, caring, loving, and bold women…..sometimes to a fault. I like to have fun. I can be a little wild at times but it’s harmless. What you see is that you get….I am just Me. I do not sugar coat anything. I call it like I see it! I will not play games!

I have been told that I have amazing eyes and great hair. What do you think?

If you have an inflated ego then you are not the one for me.

I like tattoos……..but tatts are not a requirement. Long hair scores points also. But I get weak in the knees for a bald man. And if you ride a Harley…….let’s just say…..bonus points. I really enjoy riding and would love it if you had a bike, but it’s not a requirement. I love to kiss. So, yeah, making out rocks in my book! I like chocolate, a good ribeye steak, lobster, and Captain and diet is my drink of choice.

Purple Striped Jelly

The first things people usually notice about me

My dimples when I smile and scarcastic humor.

Food: I’m open to trying different foods but don’t eat red meat, pork, mushrooms, or anything exotic. Casual or upscale is fine with me. 

Black Oystercatcher

What I’m doing with my life

I wrk also im mobile live alone, go to school for bussiness, would like to have my own company. 

Weedy Sea Dragon

My self summary

I tend to be shy and quiet til I get to know you but been told I’m very easy to get along with and not all that great in the looks department but I think I make up for that with my friendly, warm and caring personality.

Crown Jelly

My self summary

I’m a divorced bisexual woman living the life most men would dream of – I get to have sex with women! LOL! Plus, thanks to my divorce, I no longer have to work. How great is THAT!?!?!?!?

I’m really good at

Spending my ex-husband’s money, shopping and I’ve been told I’m pretty good in bed! LOL!

Bird

What I’m doing with my life

I’m the Operations/Marketing Administrator at a IT Consulting firm in the loop.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music and food

I love all music, classic rock, singer/songwriter, dance/electronic, country, yep, everyrthing, except old school gangsta rap, like too short, I don’t like that, so if you don’t know who that is, then great. I like going to live shows, and I read a lot, but all different kinds of things. 

Lion's Mane Jelly

My self summary

Born and raised in Chicago. Loves the summers, could do without the winters. Cannot live without gummy bears and Doritos. Don’t worry, I workout 6 days a week. Fitness has and will always be a big part of my life. It’s good for the mind, the soul. Oh and the body too.

I’m really good at

Talking to total strangers

Stopping to pet every dog that I pass on the street

Walking in really high heels

Making grilled cheese. 

Upside Down Jelly

My self summary

Ok well a little about myself. Am a loving ,kind positive,strong,affectionate,openminded person that loves to have fun. I like taking long trips just to see sights, walking and holding hands like teens I love kissingand just feeling young and in love, or just staying home going out to eat taking a long walk on the lake,or sitting home and watching a movie before taking a long bath and getting ready to give and receive a sensual massage.

I am -,-, and -.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Winning lottery building house for myself a gatehouse for children. Personally helping plenty of less fortunate. Open a chain of businesses.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I’m a very sensual person. 

Moon Jelly

My self summary

I enjoy living life fully. I’m always up for an adventure and especially love music and dancing. Although I’m an actor, I’m not looking for drama. I’m pretty chill and am looking for someone to hang out with, enjoy life with. 

Mediterranean Jelly

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Also, lately I think a lot about dating and relationships and how some of my own wants and assumptions have changed over time. I want to present myself honestly, but realize that sometimes doesn’t easily translate into common ground or understanding. I am very open minded and tolerant and gravitate towards people with similar qualities, but I also have some significant biases.

If you are new to the concept of polyamory, here is a brief definition:

Polyamory is the practice, desire, or acceptance of having  more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.

Sea Nettle

My self summary

I have traveled to some incredible places and during my travels I discovered my penchant for losing things, like passports when traveling to said countries. I managed to throw one in the garbage!

Japanese Sea Nettle

My self summary

Hi there Lets try this one more time . I am blazeinharley looking for a Sweet Guy looking for someone that is honest and careing and mostly loveing who is kind at heart .I want a guy who knows how to treat a lady.I want the connection to be extreme .Have you ever walked by or look deep in the persons eyes and the kiss was in tense and new they were the one .I would love to have that feeling in my life and find thee one to say i love you to and if i said it every minute all i do is think of you would you do the same for me are you really down for me? I wanna love you like you never been loved i wanna hold you like you never been hold .I wanna be the one to light up your world the one and only love of your life. I wanna share are deepest momments together and ask how your day is at work I wanna show you how love is really suposed to be like. And about me well i dont like big crowds or being around lots of people . I not much of a party person or bar person i not a big drinker I also looking for someone who has a lot of time for me i don't hang with friends cause i am to busy finding the person i miss most in my life . I am a true honest compassionate loveing understanding person i would do so much for the person i love to the fullest.I also dont care what type of car you have or if you live in a million dallor house with a pool or a beat down little shack. If you have a roof over your head and a car and a job that pays some what well thats a plus. I not big on looks or the persons size most people dont know what love is .They sit there and they say oh i want my girl or guy to be handsome and fit and looks are a must .Welltelll you the truth thats not love .What is love is who you are when they first meet you or your pic.I get tired of people copying others and they got love all wrong cause the honest truth is looks fade love never dies .If your gonna base your life on looks then get lost cause thats not love its what you have in common.And honestly you make love the way you feel just cause its in a movie dont mean you cant make it real.An d want to say this beauty and the beast she didnt fall for him cause of his looks she fell for him from the heart i bleive you can fall for some one your not attracted to its only in the mind because your baseic in on looks . Try to look at how much you get along or how the person treats you . Guys out there i not like most girls I am one in a million i know what love is so msg me i will guarntee to write you .And thanks for reading